how to keep the wrong sorts of people out of your place
25 April 2021
How to keep the wrong sorts of people out of your place, using Google FLoC.
- Post a FLoC checker QR code.
Make everybody scan it when they come in.
Check their phones.
Green: good cohort
Red: bad or missing cohort. If they turned off FLoC or installed an alt-browser, they're probably hiding that they're in a bad cohort.
Blue: Apple Safari, you figure it out.
(no, I don't think anybody should actually do this, but it's only a little bit of JavaScript so people are certainly going to try. So it could turn out that non-Google browsers will end up having to provide a realistic cohort instead of just not implementing FLoC.)
Bonus links
Lina Khan’s timely tech skepticism makes for a refreshingly friendly FTC confirmation hearing
Organized Mimicry: Employers Against the Free Market
WordPress Contributors Propose Blocking FLoC in Core
The ascent of Lina Khan, tech antitrust icon
For Big Tech whistleblowers, there’s no such thing as 'moving on'
Millions of Chrome users quietly added to Google’s FLoC pilot
Google is poisoning its reputation with AI researchers
No, Google! Vivaldi users will not get FLoC’ed.
How the tech industry is sowing confusion about privacy laws
Alphabet shareholder pushes Google for better whistleblower protections