Remember the famous 9 Rules For Drawing Road Runner Cartoons, by Chuck Jones, that made the rounds a while ago?

It seems like there is a very similar set of rules for Twitter.

  1. Twitter users cannot harm Twitter management, can only tweet
  2. The only forces that can harm Twitter management are the failures of its own schemes
  3. Twitter management could stop at any time, but chooses not to
  4. No new dialogue (all the Twitter business model ideas were already tweeted some time during SXSW 2006)
  5. Twitter users cannot leave Twitter