The Web’s hottest new feature is Privacy-Preserving Corporate Information Sharing (PPCIS).

When a corporate employee uses a PPCIS browser to log in to any of their employer’s web applications, such as

  • shared document editor

  • webmail

  • bug tracker

  • Slack

PPCIS automatically uses its built-in AI to make a totally privacy-preserving summary of the employee’s work activity, then posts the summary to a PPCIS server using really cool math that makes it possible to identify the employer but not the individual.

The PPCIS server then aggregates all PPCIS summaries from all the users at a company to make a report that is shared with any customer or prospective customer who visits the company’s public web site.

PPCIS is not a real feature, but do you think that, if it existed, corporate IT departments would leave it turned on? If the answer is no, why would people want privacy-preserving tracking of their personal web activity? More: PET projects or real privacy?