CIPA commercial

Mike

What’s the matter, Ray?

Ray

It’s my moral revulsion with Big Tech acting up again. Ow!

Mike

I know how that feels. What a pain to send your marketing budget to support fraud and disinformation in our community. It really hurts.

Ray

You’re right. It’s terrible what happened with all those kids. And did you read the Myanmar story? Or the book about…

Mike

Believe me, I had it too. You should try what I did. Extra-strength CIPA.

Ray

Extra-strength CIPA?

Mike

That’s right. Just apply directly to your online marketing. Extra-strength CIPA is a powerful layer of protection that blocks the Big Tech abuses that other treatments leave unaccountable.

ANIMATED DIAGRAM SHOWS A CALIFORNIA JURY BLOCKING THE FLOW OF DATA AND MONEY TO “FRAUD” “SECURITY RISKS” AND “CHILD ABUSE”

Narrator

Extra-strength CIPA works fast. Just the possibility of a jury trial gently shifts data and money away from harmful surveillance, fraud and addiction, and puts them to work in places customers trust. Extra-strength CIPA will leave the whole Marketing team feeling good about their work again.

LATER

Mike

How you feeling today, Ray?

Ray

Feeling great, thanks to extra-strength CIPA!

Narrator

Use CIPA only as directed. Consult your public interest attorney if symptoms of descent into surveillance dystopia persist.

More: How the California legislature is saving us from surveillance dystopia (twice, in 1967 and 2026)

Bonus links

Forrester’s 2026 B2C Marketing, CX, & Digital Business Predictions: One-Third Of Brands Will Erode Customer Trust Through Self-Service AI AI-driven privacy breaches will lead to a 20% surge in class-action lawsuits. A convergence of forces — growing privacy awareness, regulation, data breaches, and AI — will drive a spike in US consumer class-action lawsuits. As privacy concerns continue to challenge the AI industry, consumers and law firms will expand their focus from tracking pixels to AI applications and the companies that use them.

Who Cares? Why Care? by Brian Jacobs Honda on the other hand – can anyone remember or quote a Honda ad from the last 22 years? Does anyone these days associate Honda with precision engineering excellence, the Cog message? Consistency works better and for longer than one-off tactical thoughts.

What Made Blogging Different? by Elizabeth Spiers. So if you wanted people to read your blog, you had to make it compelling enough that they would visit it, directly, because they wanted to. And if they wanted to respond to you, they had to do it on their own blog, and link back. The effect of this was that there were few equivalents of the worst aspects of social media that broke through. If someone wanted to troll you, they’d have to do it on their own site and hope you took the bait because otherwise no one would see it.